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« on: June 12, 2012, 03:35:24 PM »
Reading about conspiracy theories is a bit of a guilty pleasure of mine. Inevitably, I've seen some whacked out and bizarre theories over the years. Got any really strange ones? Well post them here!

*The world is ruled by a secret legion of lizard people. Good god, where do people come up with this s***?
*The Moon Landings were a hoax. No they friggin weren't! Shine a laser at the moon and explain the mirrors reflecting it next time you open your mouth.
*Washington DC is controlled by Free Masons, and the Washington Monument is the epicenter of a the earth's energy including the pyramids and some landmarks. Free Mason influence in Washington DC's architecture is hard to deny, but the conspiracies behind it can be completely insane.
*The world is hollow, and because of this, the government has created earthquakes through electromagnetic pulses. Ignoring basic laws of gravity, I think any kid who has dug a big enough hole will tell you the world is definitely not hollow.
*The world is flat. Often extreme christian fundementalists will use this one. 'Nuff said
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« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2012, 04:30:31 PM »
Jews are secretly controlling the world's government and stealing all the wealth.

If that's the case, I'm still waiting for my share. >:C
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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2012, 04:58:36 PM »
Wait lizard people? You got a link to this? Sounds hilarious.
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« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2012, 05:10:46 PM »
http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/magazine/15-11/st_best

Here's a whole bunch more. I almost forgot about my personal favorite, that Paul McCartney has been dead since 1967 after a fatal car crash. He was replaced with a look-alike and sound-alike. Evidence of the conspiracy can be found in Beatles Album covers and backmasked songs.
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« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2012, 05:32:56 PM »
^ yeah i've read about the Paul is Dead stuff. Pretty fun to read.
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« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2012, 05:43:10 PM »
Quote from: My Evil Twin's Twin on June 12, 2012, 04:30:31 PM
Jews are secretly controlling the world's government and stealing all the wealth.

If that's the case, I'm still waiting for my share. >:C
If that's the truth, Israel owes me a s***LOAD of money
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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2012, 04:51:21 AM »
The Lizard people one is true by the way.

How do I know?

BECAUSE I AM ONE OF THEM. BOW DOWN TO ME, MORTAL SCUM.
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« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2012, 06:16:54 AM »
Quote from: Nathurn on June 13, 2012, 04:51:21 AM
The Lizard people one is true by the way.

How do I know?

BECAUSE I AM ONE OF THEM. BOW DOWN TO ME, MORTAL SCUM.
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I've driven a Golf Cart before. So it would be the same thing.

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farking hell vip, can you write a literate sentence for once in your life?
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Ironically the same number as your IQ.

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Stop making s*** up, once more.

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« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2012, 06:35:00 AM »
Quote from: WillBillXP on June 12, 2012, 03:35:24 PM
*The Moon Landings were a hoax.
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« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2012, 07:03:07 AM »
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Quote from: Nathurn on June 13, 2012, 04:51:21 AM
The Lizard people one is true by the way.

How do I know?

BECAUSE I AM ONE OF THEM. BOW DOWN TO ME, MORTAL SCUM.
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« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2012, 07:08:34 AM »
Quote from: Nathurn on June 13, 2012, 04:51:21 AM
The Lizard people one is true by the way.

How do I know?

BECAUSE I AM ONE OF THEM. BOW DOWN TO ME, MORTAL SCUM.
That explains your sleeping habits.
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« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2012, 11:54:19 AM »
Quote from: ルイージ　トノ on June 13, 2012, 06:35:00 AM
Quote from: WillBillXP on June 12, 2012, 03:35:24 PM
*The Moon Landings were a hoax.







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« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2012, 03:05:51 PM »
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/02/krayton-kerns-montana-bison_n_1643167.html?utm_hp_ref=politics

Good god  Shocked
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« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2012, 03:36:26 PM »
Who shot JR?
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« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2012, 06:56:45 PM »
I believe 9/11 was an inside government job.
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