I'm about to turn 17 in an hour. To celebrate the fact that I'm not stupid enough to die before the age of 17, here are someFACTS ABOUT DEPO
1. My grandfather was a Jewish Holocaust migrant. You see, the Nazis didn't necessarily
want the Jews dead, they wanted them out of Germany. They were happy to cooperate with Allied programs to transport them to countries where they would be safe. My grandfather was seven years old at the time and just so happened to get transported to the UK, which is why the Leeser family has branched out to Britain.
2. My great-great-howevermanygreats uncle was a pioneer of the Jewish pulpit in the United States
. He translated the first English version of the Jewish holy book, the Tanakh, to be published in the United States.
3. My verbal-cognitive IQ is well above 130, higher than any standardized test can measure.
4. However, my processing speed IQ is below 80, comparable a 12-year-old.
5. I am gay.
6. Despite being Ashkenazic and Jewish I have pretty Aryan features. My hair is so blond it's almost white and my eyes are a deep blue. Although my nose is very big and Jewish. I have fairly large proportions in general, which has its ups and downs...
7. i'm gonna have a totally awesome birthday party AND YOU DON'T GET TO COME
8. I'm currently dating an autistic WoW addict from New York.
9. When asked to describe my penis, my boyfriend said, "holy hell an entire stick of kosher meat"
10. My history teacher once described me as the most intelligent retard in history.