Two sentence story

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Like the three word story, but longer!

I'll start.

Mario was climbing a mountain. He wanted to hug the mountain,

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but the mountain collapsed on him. Luckily,

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Spock gave it the vulcan death grip, and it exploded. So, Mario

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died of a ruptured spleen. Later, at his funeral,

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it was found out that he was actually a communist spy. So the world leaders decided to

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had a slumber party together. When Vladimir Putin forgot his pyjamas,

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he said, "Who Needs pajamas?". Meanwhile on the other side of the world,

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The President of Pyjamastan declared that no man should ever go without pyjamas. Putin was outraged, so he

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Got naked, and caused the single largest outbreak of lesbianism and (male) heterosexuality known to this date. To the newspapers and the reporters, he said,

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"Я буду насиловать вашем лице". He then declared nuclear war on

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the entire homestuck fanbase, who attempted to use their fantrolls' powers on him, but failed. So they summoned the mighty Andrew Hussie, who then attacked him, and

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there were no survivors. Millions of years later,

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Dinosaurs once again roamed the land, until ...

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Dinosaur Hitler started Dinosaur World War II and killed most of the Dinosaurs. This outraged Dinosaur Putin, who

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nuked the entire universe, causing the only remaining planet to be Mars, on which a refugee camp was built by Abraham Lincoln. When ghost dino-putin arrived, he shook his fist and